Mysterious Joke: A cat died and went to heaven where he was asked what he wanted most. Cat said: "Well, all my life I've slept on a hard wooden floor -- I'd really like a nice, soft pillow." The Lord answered his request with a nice, fluffy pillow. Shortly afterwards six mice died and stood before the Lord. When asked what they wanted most, they said "We've run so much all our lives, it would really help us get around if we had rollerskates. Shortly afterwards six pairs of tiny rollerskates were given to the mice. Later the Lord went to check up on the cat. "Everything all right?" Cat purred with contentment. "Everything's wonderful, and thanks for those little meals on wheels you keep sending."